“I'm a liar”

- Dax Herrera

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Starring:

Dax Herrera, aka Fanboy, aka Daxipad - Obsessed stalker, ex-podcast co-host who has been stalking and harassing me and others for years. Read some of his bad poetry here!

Marie Valenzuela, aka 80's Girl - My ex-girlfriend and contributor to dick show. Despite stating under oath in court that she has zero affiliation with the show, she has signed autographs, made live appearances and even provided content and personal details about my life in an attempt to humiliate and embarrass me.

Sean Jacobson, aka $ean Jacobson - Audio engineer who is tolerant of doxxing, stalking and harassment. Sean has profited off unauthorized distribution and edits of my content. Sean has also provided services for Salami Studios, who might not be aware that he takes part in a hate mob.

Nick Rekieta - While he is a contributor to dick show, he is NOT a blackface lawyer. He claims to champion free speech, despite his attempts to silence me when I called him a "blackface lawyer" one time on a since-deleted live stream. Nick has threatened legal action unless I made a public apology for practicing my free speech.

Digibro, aka Digibrah, aka many other aliases - Digibro is one of the pedophiles & recurring guests on Fanboy's podcast. Digibro enjoys watching illustrations of children having sex, and has hung out with Fanboy and Marie, and they've even had drinks & food together.

Just a fun logo that followers of dick show made for Sean Jacobson. Fanboy has been praised on the white nationalist website, The Daily Stormer, so this logo is aligned with their tastes.

Meet some of the people who have been stalking, doxxing, harassing me and others for years. If you were wondering who these people are, look no further because I'm publishing all of their names here in a convenient, searchable list. Note: all of these names were collected from Fanboy's publicly available Facebook group. These people either voluntarily joined the group, or have made unsolicited contact to me directly on Facebook using their public profiles (usually some form of hateful message or threats, many of which I may publish in the future). Under no circumstance should any of these people be harassed or contacted in any way.

Note: In some instances, an institution such as a school or medical office is listed among the names. That's likely because someone who administrates the Facebook page for those accounts may have joined the group using your official institution page. If you find your institution name on this list, you should investigate who has access.

Back in 2003 I published some hate mail I received from someone sent me a racist rant. Years later he became a cop who was being investigated for abusing an inmate. The cop was suspected of having racist motivations, so when investigators searched for his name, they found the old hate mail he sent on my website in 2003.

This helped bring the racist cop to justice, and it's one of the highlights of my career. So in an effort to continue shining a light on bad people, I've decided to publish the names of all the people involved directly or indirectly (through tacit support, either financial or just being okay with doxxing and harassment) on this list.

In researching for this publication, I've found that many of the people in the stalker mob have priors for various crimes. I want to list the names of these people here so future law enforcement, parole officers, social workers or possibly legal teams researching individuals for custody decisions can take their involvement in this hate mob into consideration.

If you were searching for a name and came across this list and would like further information on the person's involvement in this hate group, please email me and I may be able to provide further information. If you Googled yourself and found yourself on this list and you no longer want to remain on it, you can email me and I will consider your appeal. Make sure to include in your email why you think it's okay to stalk, dox, harass, threaten and abuse strangers on the Internet.

Author Gustave Le Bon posited that mobs can form due to social contagion, where bad behavior is enabled by anonymity. This enables people to do abhorrent things like stalking, doxxing and harassment:

Le Bon detailed three key processes that create the psychological crowd: i) Anonymity, ii) Contagion and iii) Suggestibility. Anonymity provides to rational individuals a feeling of invincibility and the loss of personal responsibility. An individual becomes primitive, unreasoning, and emotional Source

Rank	All the problems:
1	Anti-Vaxxers	12010
2	Social Justice Warriors (SJW)	10779
3	Female Genital Mutilation	10772
4	Slacktivists	10479
5	Militarized Police	10321
6	Engineering Sexism	8627
7	Conspiracy Dipshits	8478
8	Armchair Psychologists	7298
9	Hunger	6591
10	Outrage Porn	5982
11	Celebrity Worship	5807
12	Other N-words	5626
13	The Nuremberg Defense	5095
14	Well-Intentioned Idiots	4744
15	Beats By Dre	4629
16	Obesity	4494
17	Pyramid Schemes / Herbalife	4402
18	Transportation Security Administration (TSA)	4286
19	Student Loans	4181
20	Loud Muffler Douchebags	4168
21	Diamonds	4067
22	Airline Surcharges	3988
23	Data Caps	3932
24	Wage Gap Truthers	3911
25	Movie Ratings	3842
26	People Who Can't Eat Spicy Food	3818
27	Horoscopes	3738
28	Facebook Satire Tags	3564
29	AIDS	3471
30	Shame Shaming	3462
31	Nepotism	3445
32	The Huffington Post	3391
33	Self-Defeating Thoughts	3383
34	Anti-Intellectualism	3283
35	Drones	3247
36	Game Post-Purchases	3239
37	Toms Shoes	3212
38	Wage Theft	3138
39	Pedophiles	3121
40	Facebook	3091
41	Priests	3068
42	People Who Don't Value Science	3056
43	Parents Television Council	2920
44	Ebola Alarmists	2905
45	Cold Lasers	2891
46	Burnt Popcorn	2886
47	iPhone 6	2812
48	Hipsters	2799
49	California Drought Dickbags	2792
50	Monkey Copyrights	2777
51	Penis Injuries	2764
52	Bro-Downs	2759
53	Unexpected Guests	2755
54	Game Pre-Purchases	2738
55	Car Insurance	2715
56	Audio Engineers Deleting Podcasts	2678
57	Manspreading Discontent	2676
58	Unsolicited Advice	2660
59	People Who Don't Curb Their Dogs	2648
60	Utah	2631
61	Non-Apologies	2620
62	Ghostbusting the Patriarchy	2618
63	Not Enough Black Friday Violence	2606
64	Hippies	2592
65	Mars One	2534
66	Transgendered MMA Fighters	2530
67	Stonewalling Vegans	2524
68	Shitty Dads	2507
69	Terrorism	2479
70	Guys Who Need to Get Laid	2460
71	Bacon Worship	2421
72	Rose Peddlers	2400
73	Valentine's Day	2395
74	Fit Shaming	2383
75	Loud Talkers	2373
76	Teleology	2371
77	Perfectionism	2355
78	Domestic Violence	2317
79	Bad Haircuts	2305
80	Newscasterbation	2304
81	Type 2 Diabetes	2301
82	Honor Killings	2273
83	Ethnic Cleansing	2266
84	College	2247
85	Witch Alarmists	2222
86	Shitty Passengers	2222
87	Reefer Madness	2200
88	Not Enough Toilets	2187
89	Earthquakes	2184
90	Shitting After You Shower	2166
91	Cheating	2164
92	Daylight Saving Time	2161
93	Crying	2156
94	Not Enough Organ Donors	2124
95	Piss Driblets	2089
96	Pennies	2087
97	Chump Syndrome	2085
98	Lesser Minds	2065
99	Non-Porn Porn	2019
100	People Texting in Public Walkways	2001
101	Food Waste	1981
102	Detox Diets	1980
103	Meetings	1960
104	High School Prom	1950
105	Infantilism	1927
106	"Not all blank" Knee-Jerks	1926
107	Trans Fats / Partially Hydrogenated Oils	1924
108	Friend-Zoned Pussies	1921
109	Sony	1902
110	The Virginity Stigma	1874
111	The Plastic Bag Ban	1853
112	Bad Blowjobs	1846
113	Recently Enlightened People	1844
114	Webby Awards	1839
115	Filter Bubbles	1826
116	Affluenza	1806
117	People Who Can't Cook	1798
118	Losing Your Cell Phone	1787
119	Backseat Drivers	1765
120	Flat Tires	1756
121	Toddlers	1753
122	Psychics	1751
123	Hoverboard Hoaxes	1734
124	Paralysis	1729
125	Made In China	1712
126	Black Income Disparity	1697
127	Snapchats of Not Tits	1675
128	Vine Stars	1674
129	Buying Christmas Gifts	1661
130	Initiating a Conversation	1642
131	Human Robots	1637
132	Unappreciated Artists	1605
133	The Inability to Disconfirm	1592
134	Zealots	1585
135	Death	1584
136	Presenteeism	1568
137	Pregnancy	1557
138	Selfie Stick	1522
139	Fake Lawns	1494
140	The Movie Frozen	1481
141	Marriage	1480
142	Pathogenic Bacteria	1458
143	Global Warming	1451
144	Soy	1439
145	Friend-Zone Opportunists	1439
146	Hunting Cry Babies	1438
147	Superbugs	1433
148	Disney	1431
149	Gossip	1406
150	Indignant Drivers	1402
151	Helping Friends Move	1347
152	Slippery Slope Arguments	1339
153	Hyphenated Names	1332
154	Zombie Apocalypse Planners	1318
155	Confirmation Bias	1314
156	Ants	1313
157	Poly-Evangelists	1308
158	Hiccups	1303
159	Everyone Needs to Lose 20 Pounds	1296
160	Spoiler Cry Babies	1262
161	Geriatric Action Heroes	1261
162	Income Tax	1242
163	Star Wars Prequel Apologists	1241
164	Last Call	1216
165	Envy / Jealousy	1212
166	Concussions	1192
167	Sandy Hook Conspiracy Dipshits	1190
168	Tractors Pulling Out In Front Of You	1179
169	No One Teaches You How To Have Sex Good	1178
170	Human Driving Directions	1160
171	People Who Complain About Being Cold All The Time	1143
172	Home Schooling	1123
173	Babies	1121
174	Automatic Hand Dryers	1111
175	Internet Addiction	1109
176	Addiction	1105
177	Neil deGrasse Tyson	1075
178	Elf on the Shelf	1065
179	Shitting Your Pants	1052
180	Hotdog Truthers	1033
181	Flowers	1029
182	Hangovers	993
183	Street Art Abolitionists	987
184	Hay Fever	980
185	Sleep Deprivation	977
186	Prank Bros	976
187	Too Much Star Wars Merchandise	973
188	Mosquitoes	962
189	Automatic Sensors	959
190	Speech Recognition	944
191	Decision Fatigue	943
192	Armchair Economists	940
193	No Fun League	920
194	The War On Drugs	919
195	Spending Too Much On Christmas Gifts	917
196	First-Time Child Experts	908
197	Shit	904
198	Other People Shitting In Your Toilet Who Are Not You	878
199	The Travel Bug	877
200	Expensive Steak	861
201	The Death of Phone Calls	853
202	Humorless Stupid People	826
203	Mandatory Holiday Shifts	808
204	Facebook Video	792
205	The Whole Virgin-Birth Thing	791
206	Tipping	786
207	New Year's Resolutions	784
208	Not Enough Bartenders	781
209	Cowardly Perverts	775
210	Road Blockheads	770
211	The Resolution Race	765
212	Halloween Not Being Recognized as a National Holiday	760
213	Bureaucracy	741
214	Haters	736
215	Jury Duty	734
216	Pizza Snobs	715
217	Slouching	714
218	Burning Your Mouth On Hot Food	711
219	Emoji	689
220	Artificial Scarcity of Pretzel Buns	689
221	The End of Shows	646
222	People Who Don't Dress Up On Halloween	640
223	Attention Deficit Disorder Diagnosis	638
224	McDonald's	617
225	No Quality Singles	616
226	Man Buns	616
227	Poor Gym Etiquette	605
228	Murderers	604
229	Bathroom Attendants	591
230	Forest Fires	588
231	Free Water Cups	584
232	Asteroids	573
233	Banging Your Funny Bone	561
234	Acne	554
235	Job Lynch Mobs	553
236	Helicopter Parents	553
237	Bottled Water	511
238	Google Delegators	501
239	Being Black	501
240	Zombies	499
241	Celebrity Prom Requests	482
242	Superhero Obsession	463
243	Twitter	461
244	Ducking Autocorrect	439
245	Women	436
246	Lady Thor	436
247	Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties	435
248	Losing the Remote	433
249	Not Enough Razor Blades In Candy	400
250	Stoner Marketing	393
251	Long Emails	389
252	Bachelor Parties	389
253	Receipts	373
254	The Netflix "Are you still watching?" Button	345
255	Adults Living With Their Parents	345
256	The Texting Batter's Box	332
257	Lines	288
258	Guys Asking Other Guys About Their Dogs	285
259	The Golem Effect	276
260	The Pronoun "They"	273
261	People Who Don't Understand Social Cues	226
262	Fuckface Donald Trump	217
263	Anti-Cyclists	204
264	No Fumar	187
265	Voicemail	183
266	The Pope	183
267	Bits	180
268	Wine Snobs	164
269	Ham-fisted Video Game Stories	152
270	Goofy Lightsabers	145
271	Families	86
272	Post-Credit Scenes	81
273	Gourmet Dog Food	45
274	Overpriced Vintage Clothing	36
275	Bumper Stickers	16
276	Know-it-all Masseuses	0
277	Burlesque Dancers	-1
278	Monkeys	-20
279	Political Satire	-42
280	Undercooked Rice	-48
281	Sex With The Ex	-63
282	Overpopulation Alarmists	-72
283	Bicyclers	-131
284	Getting Too High	-137
285	Maddox Gets No Credit	-139
286	Junk In The Trunk	-140
287	People Who Talk About Their Dreams	-145
288	Nerd Culture	-149
289	People Who Complain About What Others Are Doing On Social Media	-175
290	The Washington Redskins Controversy	-179
291	Smart Phone Fact Finding Fuckheads	-179
292	Tinder	-227
293	Unfair Internet Bans	-256
294	The BBC	-271
295	Q-Tips	-281
296	The Female Orgasm	-291
297	Audiophiles	-350
298	Crickets	-381
299	Christmas Trees	-405
300	Cop Motorcycle Fairings	-413
301	People Who Turn Left	-432
302	Chatty Uber Drivers	-449
303	Wallets	-574
304	Haunts	-583
305	Kid Prison	-698
306	People Who Love to Sleep	-732
307	High Heels	-817
308	Dropbox / Cloud Storage	-854
309	Lottery Winners	-912
310	"Wash Me"	-952
311	Self-Checkout Lanes	-994
312	Spooning Victims	-1025
313	Changing Your Sheets	-1025
314	Catcalling	-1049
315	Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey	-1105
316	Table Nazis	-1138
317	Too Long Shorts	-1180
318	Condoms	-1185
319	Spiderwoman's Ass	-1362
320	Nut-hugging Android Fanboy Cheerleaders Who'd Rather Jerk Off Over Stats and Features in their Basement Than Talk To People in Real Life	-1435
321	Horses	-1572
322	Sharks	-1656
323	Having Sex In Weird Places	-1702
324	Love	-1743
325	Leaving Your Fly Open	-1769
326	Walking	-1962
327	Chaise Sofas	-2013
328	Shy People / Introverts	-2055
329	Dogs	-2096
330	Snakes	-2148
331	Indignant Co-hosts	-2290
332	America Sucks at Soccer	-2354
333	Jennifer Lawrence's Tits	-2523
334	French Bread	-2677
335	Guardians of the Galaxy	-2851
336	Satire	-3083
337	Libertarian Theory	-3311
338	Too Much Swearing	-3755
339	The Concept of a Home Owner's Association As The Perfect Representation of a Libertarian Government Which Dick Insists It's Not So Vote It Down	-3897
340	Maddox	-4166
341	Missing Your Fantasy Football Draft	-4257
342	Fries	-4718
343	Tesla	-5312

Solutions:

Rank	All the solutions:
1	Nuclear Power	2479
2	Critical Thinking	2209
3	Kicking Ass	2139
4	Meat	2020
5	Genetic Engineering	1954
6	Income-based Fines	1517
7	Euthanasia	1494
8	Refrigeration	1462
9	Soap	1436
10	Free Birth Control	1341
11	Legalized Prostitution	1326
12	Encrypting Everything	1217
13	Abortion	1104
14	Malala Yousafzai	1087
15	Beer	987
16	#freethenipple	944
17	Satellites	940
18	Fire	916
19	Flight	893
20	Lesbians	879
21	3D Printing	797
22	Lenses	787
23	Math	779
24	NASA	758
25	Computer Programming	749
26	Boxes	747
27	More Nudity (International Genital Index)	625
28	Anonymous Comments	614
29	Right on Red	610
30	Lifting	610
31	Ask for a raise	602
32	Monkeys	575
33	Addresses	528
34	Cup Holders	509
35	Sandwiches	500
36	Guns	497
37	Analgesics	495
38	Batteries	475
39	The Superhero Pose	456
40	Bill Gates	447
41	Cans	399
42	Underpants	373
43	Floss	363
44	Television	358
45	Polio	354
46	Steam Engines	352
47	Shoes	318
48	Pragmatism	304
49	Temperance	280
50	Retirement Homes	280
51	Generosity	278
52	Welding	273
53	Homeless Housing	263
54	Deworming Pills	255
55	Tapping Your Back Pocket To Make Sure Your Wallet is Still There	244
56	Online Tracking	227
57	Art	200
58	Oculus Rift / Virtual Reality	163
59	Cuteness	146
60	Springs	111
61	Meditation	41
62	Illustrated Condoms	9
63	The Corporation	-172
64	Advertising	-254
65	Time Travel	-358
66	Rude People	-431
67	Ronald Reagan	-436
68	Riots	-1018
69	iTunes	-1022
70	Dumb People	-1226
71	Surge Pricing	-1295
72	The Apple Watch	-1846

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